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I Like Big Bows, And I Cannot Lie
I Only Golf On Days That End In "Y"
I Tell Dad Jokes Periodically
I'd Rather Be Fishing
I'm Always Trying (Usually Mom's Patience)
I'm Going To Drive A Tractor When I Grow Up
I'm Not A Control Freak, But You're Doing It Wrong
I'm Not A Ride Or Die Chick
I'm Not Getting Older, I'm Aging to Perfection
I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage
I'm Not Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk
I'm Not Short, I'm Just Concentrated Awesome
I'm Not Trying To Be Difficult - It Comes Naturally
I'm Sorry For What I Said When I Was Cold
I've Got A Good Heart, But This Mouth
I've Run Out Of Glitter And Now My Unicorn Won't Start
If Dad Can't Fix It, We're Screwed
If You Can't Stand The Heat - Grilling
It Costs $0.00 To Punch You In The Throat, And I Love Free Sh*t
It's All About That Base - Baseball / Softball